After record low parade attendance figures, the Santa Claus Parade Enthusiast Association contracted branding and event planning firm, Enter the Tainment to dream up new ideas for capturing new paradegoers. Terminal Laughter got its paws on the confidential document outlining these plans.
Re: Santa Claus Parade Attendance Figures
Ways to ‘Sleigh’ The Audience: Overhaul Suggestions for Santa [...]
Tags:aerobics·Bella·Christmas·Citizen Kane·Edward Cullen·Parades·Santa·Santa Claus·Twilight
By Mrs. Blumenstein
Hi there Panthers! We’ve had a speedy first decade of the new millennium. Y2k passed with no adieu and now we’re all (earth)quakin’ with fear about 2012… Unless of course we’ve taken Mr. Miller’s Ancient Civilizations course and we know the Mayans actually meant 2008, and nothing happened. So let’s talk about what [...]
Tags:2012·best of the decade·bob seger·Frank & Beanz·high school·Love·romance·Twilight