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Excerpts from The Very Scary Joke Boo!k

October 28th, 2009 · No Comments · Ghoulish Goodies

Why was the mummy a bad business partner?  Too many pyramid schemes!
Why does the witch like Rice Krispies?  They go Snap, Cackle and Pop!
Why’d the vampire get sent to the nut house?  He was batty!
Did you hear about the zombie’s new girlfriend?  He finds her very a-peel-ing!

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R.L. Stine’s Unreleased GOOSEBUMPS Synopses!

October 27th, 2009 · No Comments · Ghoulish Goodies, Literature

Recently, while perusing the wares at R.L.Stine’s estate sale and non-perishable food drive, one of Terminal Laughter’s interns came across a spiral-bound folio of grave interest. It contained literally dozens of proposed titles and capsule synopses for never-released titles in the Goosebumps series of children’s novellas.
Now, in a Terminal Laughter Hallo-scream Edition Exclusive, we have [...]

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TERMINAL LAUGHTER SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZATION INITIATIVE

October 26th, 2009 · No Comments · Business Solutions, Computing, Office Humor

Dear Terminal Laughter contributors:
Greetings!  I hope the past few weeks have been as good to you as they have been to the blog.  As you know, our recent Titanic Historical Journal joke post has been a runaway success, generating upwards of dozens of hits per day!  In addition to the usual levity-seeking jokesters, we have [...]

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Historical Journals: Titanic Diary!

August 28th, 2009 · 5 Comments · History, Literature

Got a hankering for history up-close? Well, you’ve come to the right place. TL has unearthed a ream of real journals written by real people at the forefront of major historical events. For your edification, Terminal Laughter presents… Historical Journals!
Up first: Hat-maker Jasper Wren’s diary from the fateful maiden voyage of that great ship, the [...]

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