Volume 1 – Robert
Dearest Dog in a Leather Jacket:
How long has it been, old friend? Two, three years? My stars, I swear it seems only yesterday we were neighbours and confidants. I trust the intervening years have preserved you much as you were, and that your hypersensitive ears might still attune themselves to me – [...]
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To Blinky,
I recently met a young lady at a party and we really hit it off. We talked for nearly two hours about a variety of subjects—- our favourite tv shows, the last baseball season, and we really bonded over the way that certain smells can remind you of a certain memory (tapioca always reminds [...]
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