JUL 04: Greetings, new roommate. Although I lack the ability to feel basic human emotions, I wish to communicate to you my gratitude and eagerness to be spending the next two months with you. That said, I feel there has been a miscommunication regarding certain aspects of a domestic nature. In the craigslist ad I [...]
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Dr. Stephen Lao, self-described scientist, made an internet announcement yesterday that has the potential to tear the venerated Star Trek series asunder.
Dr. Lao has spent the last few months conducting an independent investigation into numerous anomalies in the fabric of the Star Trek plotline. His only equipment being vegetable juice, Ritalin and cantaloupe slices, [...]
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by Four of Eighteen-Abromowitz
(Burbank, CA) After a stunning performance in last night’s episode, Eleven of Thirteen became the first Borg to reach the final round of an American Idol series.
Despite his massive internet popularity, many insiders did not expect Eleven to make it this far, claiming that his delivery was too [...]
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