Did you hear about the skeleton who stood up to bullies? He had a lot of backbone!
Why do mummies make bad conversationalists? They get too wrapped up in themselves!
Where did the ghost get his recipe for Hungscary-an Ghoul-ash? His spook boo!-k!
Why did the vampire tell his son to clean up his room? Because it was [...]
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Why was the mummy a bad business partner? Too many pyramid schemes!
Why does the witch like Rice Krispies? They go Snap, Cackle and Pop!
Why’d the vampire get sent to the nut house? He was batty!
Did you hear about the zombie’s new girlfriend? He finds her very a-peel-ing!
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