(Center City, Earth) A press release issued by the cabal of word leaders comprising the New World Order revealed today that, beginning with the third Friday of this month, every third Friday will be henceforth be commemorated as Hawaiian Shirt Day, or, Aloha! Day.
The announcement comes months after the United Nations, IMF, Elders of Zion, [...]
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ATTN: All Students, Ms. Garcia-Thompson’s Second Grade Class, PS-1286
RE: Regime Change
Citizens,
Following the events of last week’s in-class presidential election, your new democratically elected leader, Mr. John Davis Jefferson (“DJ”) Moore, would like to take this chance to debrief you on exactly how he plans to improve your public school experience. First off, regarding his campaign, [...]
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