Oh the Bluemanity!
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SPEAKER: Elmer Whatshisname IV
AUTHOR: Elmer Whatshisname IV, Jr.
AFFILIATION: Regressive Conservative Party
DATE: October 12th, 1975
CANDIDATE: (greetings, baby kisses, waves waves waves) Welcome, welcome one and all, thank y’all for showin’ up on this blustery Bluesday!
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MODERATOR: Welcome to today’s presidential debate, held in historic Harvard University, between the Americratic candidate Porter Worthberger, and the True-Bluepublican candidate Reginald Van Luxe. Mr. Van Luxe, you have the opening statement.
VAN LUXE: Thank you. It is a great honour to be here on Harvard Yard for this debate with my esteemed opponent, [...]