Some unexpected violence and conflict broke out at the Toronto D20 Conference between stalwart adventurers and a dungeon master (DM) whose actions have been described by attendees as “power-mad” and “utterly unrealistic”.
The D20 Conference is an annual event held between the world’s highest-leveled Dungeons & Dragons characters, and a magnet of media interest in the [...]
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(Ottawa, ON) In a meeting with Quebec Premier Jean Charest earlier today, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper gradually came to realize that the hundreds-year history of Quebecois nationalism was part of a meticulously-orchestrated hoax. The practical joke, which included conspirators dating as far back as New France founder Samuel de Champlaign, constitutes one of the [...]
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