To: john@terminallaughter.haha
From: wikipedia@wikipedia.org
Subject: Tsk-Tsk
Hey, John.
Wikipedia here. Listen: I’ve long considered you a valued reader and sometimes-contributor. I can always count on you to read me when you’re at work, at home, and to recycle articles you find entertaining on your Facebook profile. You’re a link-happy user, and I like that. I also admire the valuable [...]