Halloween

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Excerpts from Good Grief! The Verier Scarier Joke Boooo!k

October 31st, 2009 · 3 Comments · Ghoulish Goodies

Did you hear about the skeleton who stood up to bullies? He had a lot of backbone!
Why do mummies make bad conversationalists? They get too wrapped up in themselves!
Where did the ghost get his recipe for Hungscary-an Ghoul-ash? His spook boo!-k!
Why did the vampire tell his son to clean up his room? Because it was [...]

Trick or Treat Tips From The Candyman

October 30th, 2009 · No Comments · Advice, Babies and Small Children, Ghoulish Goodies

Question:
My mother says I’m too old for Trick or Treats (I’m almost thirteen), but Halloween is my favorite Holiday and I don’t want to have to stay inside and do my additions, as mother suggests. Am I too old, and if the answer is Yes, are there any fun activities that adults do on Halloween [...]

Farewell, My Ghostly

October 28th, 2009 · No Comments · Criminal Crooks, Ghoulish Goodies

The Diaries of Osmond Finger, Ghost Detective

Monday
11:45 am.
Office.
Attempt to smoke cigarette and drink whiskey. Mess on the floor. Lack of breath makes inhalation difficult.
Beautiful woman enters, looks confused, wonders aloud where the detective is.

Excerpts from The Very Scary Joke Boo!k

October 28th, 2009 · No Comments · Ghoulish Goodies

Why was the mummy a bad business partner? Too many pyramid schemes!
Why does the witch like Rice Krispies? They go Snap, Cackle and Pop!
Why’d the vampire get sent to the nut house? He was batty!
Did you hear about the zombie’s new girlfriend? He finds her very a-peel-ing!

R.L. Stine’s Unreleased GOOSEBUMPS Synopses!

October 27th, 2009 · No Comments · Ghoulish Goodies, Literature

Recently, while perusing the wares at R.L.Stine’s estate sale and non-perishable food drive, one of Terminal Laughter’s interns came across a spiral-bound folio of grave interest. It contained literally dozens of proposed titles and capsule synopses for never-released titles in the Goosebumps series of children’s novellas.
Now, in a Terminal Laughter Hallo-scream Edition Exclusive, we have [...]

VILLAGE ‘WITCHES’ LATEST VICTIMS OF WITCH HUNT

October 23rd, 2009 · No Comments · Ghoulish Goodies, Politics, The Unexplained

Eight women were beaten, tortured and humiliated by villagers after being branded as witches in a small community outside of Kirkview, Ontario. The incident has caused an outrage among the general public, who argue that the alarming episode is evidence

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