The Diaries of Osmond Finger, Ghost Detective
Monday
11:45 am.
Office.
Attempt to smoke cigarette and drink whiskey. Mess on the floor. Lack of breath makes inhalation difficult.
Beautiful woman enters, looks confused, wonders aloud where the detective is.
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I shall recall, that time whence my own bodie did become possessed by unearthly spyrites, and a receptor for their ways of evil. Shortly after I did eat a poison’d mutton tart, an assembly of wycked creatures did begin to gather within my stomache, and grow, and quabble, and converse amongst each other, which did [...]
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