Greetings, child. It is I, your father. Come, sit down, and read what I have to tell you.
Aware as I am of your recent dabblings in history, alternative history, alternativity and guilt, I have decided, child, to rationally and pre-emptively answer the questions you will undoubtedly have within a matter of weeks. You may feel [...]
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Kids, sit down. Okay, we’re all here? Gary? Lindsay? Gary? Sorry again about the name, second Gary – totally slipped my mind. Well, you keep saving up that allowance, and you can make it whatever you want! Yup! …no, not Pikachu. They don’t let you name yourself Pikachu. That’s just a rule, I don’t know.
Anyways, [...]
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