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Ways To Fix the Santa Claus Parade

November 23rd, 2009 · No Comments · Advice, Family Fun

After record low parade attendance figures, the Santa Claus Parade Enthusiast Association contracted branding and event planning firm, Enter the Tainment to dream up new ideas for capturing new paradegoers. Terminal Laughter got its paws on the confidential document outlining these plans.
Re: Santa Claus Parade Attendance Figures
Ways to ‘Sleigh’ The Audience: Overhaul Suggestions for Santa [...]

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Wiseass video store clerk’s staff “recommendations”

June 2nd, 2009 · 1 Comment · Corporate Literature, High-Mindedness, Movies

A selection from Rick’s Picks: A Bunch of Flicks that Rick Picked, the staff recommendations of Richard Lalonde, junior part-time clerk of Montrose Video.

The Dark Knight (Dir. Christopher Nolan, 2008): The understated prestige picture of last year which coyly pulls double duty as a cape-and-cowl action romp, this piece made a small splash at the [...]

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