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Rodney Dangerfield’s Child Denied Admission to Respectington Academy

December 2nd, 2009 · 1 Comment · Babies and Small Children, Dangerfield, Family Fun

(LOS ANGELES) Brian Dangerfield, son and youngest child of comedian Rodney Dangerfield, has been refused enrolment at the prestigious and swanky Respectington Academy.
Declaring the child’s aptitude test results to be “lower than Rodney’s wife at a miners’ convention,” the notoriously exclusive school chose to award the final fall semester spot to the Elysse, daughter of [...]

LOVE ME, LOVE MY HOMUNCULUS

November 19th, 2009 · No Comments · Love, The Unexplained

To the lady it may concern:
If you are reading this, you have most likely locked yourself in my bathroom. I apologize for not saying the following to you personally, but this sort of situation happens often enough that my neighbours have complained about the noise of me talking through the door. Hopefully, this [...]

Dog in a Leather Jacket: The Complete Correspondence

November 16th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Advice, Dogs, Love

Volume 1 – Robert
Dearest Dog in a Leather Jacket:
How long has it been, old friend? Two, three years? My stars, I swear it seems only yesterday we were neighbours and confidants. I trust the intervening years have preserved you much as you were, and that your hypersensitive ears might still attune themselves to me – [...]

TERMINAL LAUGHTER SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZATION INITIATIVE

October 26th, 2009 · No Comments · Business Solutions, Computing, Office Humor

Dear Terminal Laughter contributors:
Greetings! I hope the past few weeks have been as good to you as they have been to the blog. As you know, our recent Titanic Historical Journal joke post has been a runaway success, generating upwards of dozens of hits per day! In addition to the usual levity-seeking jokesters, we have [...]

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