1810s:
“Human” Harold Boggs
Romulus “Not-A-Bear” Eckersley
1820s:
Joseph “The Verbalizer” Richelieu
“Disagreeable” David Porter
Rutherford Graves, “The Boston Badmouther”
1830s:
Peter “Intimidator” Kohler
Theodore “The Physical Presence” Renholt
Norman “Kid Argument” Samuels
“Instigating” Pavol Krupcyk
To: john@terminallaughter.haha
From: wikipedia@wikipedia.org
Subject: Tsk-Tsk
Hey, John.
Wikipedia here. Listen: I’ve long considered you a valued reader and sometimes-contributor. I can always count on you to read me when you’re at work, at home, and to recycle articles you find entertaining on your Facebook profile. You’re a link-happy user, and I like that. I also admire the valuable [...]
by EDWARD PETRENKO, Antisocial Scientist
Introduction
For many years, humanity has wondered: are we totally fucked? For almost as many years, humanity has tried and failed to answer this question. Native Hawaiians felt a certain oversexualized dance could foretell humanity’s fate. Cree hunters assumed the answer lay hidden in burnt caribou knee bones or something. The [...]
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