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Calm Down – Myths That Should Be Left Behind

December 2nd, 2009 · No Comments · Conspiracy Theories, The Unexplained, Top 5s

Hey bros, we’re moving towards 2010 at what feels like a record pace. Humans are evolving, civilization is maturing, and yet in some areas we still remain behind. Ever since the ancient Greeks, humans have been held back by various myths. I’m tired of that and am here to debunk for you the worst myths [...]

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LOVE ME, LOVE MY HOMUNCULUS

November 19th, 2009 · No Comments · Love, The Unexplained

To the lady it may concern:
If you are reading this, you have most likely locked yourself in my bathroom. I apologize for not saying the following to you personally, but this sort of situation happens often enough that my neighbours have complained about the noise of me talking through the door. Hopefully, this [...]

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VILLAGE ‘WITCHES’ LATEST VICTIMS OF WITCH HUNT

October 23rd, 2009 · No Comments · Ghoulish Goodies, Politics, The Unexplained

Eight women were beaten, tortured and humiliated by villagers after being branded as witches in a small community outside of Kirkview, Ontario. The incident has caused an outrage among the general public, who argue that the alarming episode is evidence

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Historical Journals: Excerpts from the Diary of Marshall Applewhite

September 3rd, 2009 · No Comments · Criminal Crooks, History, The Unexplained

The latest in Terminal Laughter’s found documents of major turning-points in human history, these missives from Heaven’s Gate cult leader Marshall Applewhite barreled into the Terminal Laughter HQ tucked into an earthbound meteorite. The stylish 5-Star Notebook revealed many secrets of the Heaven’s Gate, including the time the group spent coasting around the cosmos on [...]

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Re: Volunteer Camp Retreat Itinerary

May 11th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Corporate Literature, Criminal Crooks, The Unexplained

On June 13th, 10:43 am, Samuel Withenshaw wrote:
Hello volunteers!
On behalf of all the staff at Skip Rope for Heart, I would like to express our sincerest gratitude for all of your help coordinating and participating in the events of the last few months. Your continued efforts have helped to make 2009 the most successful year [...]

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Understanding Tarot Cards

April 29th, 2009 · No Comments · The Unexplained

Tarot is an ancient, mysterious art from the far Near East that uses a simple deck of cards to predict your future! Long favoured by gypsies and chain-smoking ladies who live in apartments above convenience stores, tarot is now becoming a very popular among impressionable teens, bored housewives and people giving unscripted testimonials on late [...]

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Weird Hollywood: Halloweird Edition: Cursed Films

September 8th, 2008 · No Comments · Movies, The Unexplained

Maybe some key players die. Maybe the film reel catches fire and burns the projectionist’s face off. Maybe the director and actors overlook the accidental homoerotic subtext in the first-day-of-school scene. For whatever reason, many films – even those not intentionally advertised as such – have had one or more streaks of such [...]

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Bigfoot poised to receive compassionate reevaluation in undergraduate term paper

July 24th, 2008 · No Comments · Literature, News, The Unexplained

Document recovered by John Semley

By: Jay Evans
For: Prof. Anthony Ricciardi
ENVR 400 final paper Proposal
April 25, 2008

Green-living Friends of The Woods:
On Simple Living and Bigfoot as Ecomessiah

For my final paper for ENVR 400: Seminar in Environmental Thought, I would like to address a topic which, while maybe outside of the scope of “proper” “academic [...]

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EDWARD’S BABY

December 18th, 2007 · No Comments · Ghoulish Goodies, The Unexplained

Like Rosemary’s Baby, But Without Rosemary or the Baby or John Cassavetes
by Edward Petrenko

A little while ago, dear reader, I was a happy-go-lucky, devil-may-care, let’s-get-drunk kinda guy. The sort of person who never really worried about that much, had a smile plastered to their face, and all that stuff that becomes a problem during [...]

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NOSTRADAMUS ATTEMPTS TO FORESEE HIS WAY OUT OF A VIDEO LATE FEE

April 21st, 2007 · No Comments · History, Science, The Unexplained

By Max Hartshorn
20 bucks?! I don’t understand how it could be that much already, I mean it’s only been—What? 2 dollars a day for 10 days—Oh, well I guess that makes sense. But can’t you give me a break, after all I am Nostradamus. I—Of course you know who I am! Ever heard of a [...]

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