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BEST DVDS TO CARRY AROUND BEST BUY FOR HALF AN HOUR THEN NOT BUY

May 18th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Advice, Movies, Television and TV

We’ve all been there. You’ve got time to kill before that screening of Zohan or G.I. Joe that nobody’ll go with you to, so you pop over to the local Best Buy to kill some time. Or maybe you’ve got a gift card. Or maybe your girlfriend’s at Club Monaco. No matter what the scenario, [...]

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Unclaimed Simpsons Reference Finally Gotten

May 6th, 2010 · 3 Comments · News, Stephen J Cannell, Television and TV

In the course of bringing you the latest in jokes and joke accessories, we here at Terminal Laughter search far and wide for the belittlable, japeworthy, and generally gingernutsish. In the service of finding new laughs, some members of the TL team recently investigated the pilot episode of the Stephen J Cannell series Hunter, and uncovered something we never expected: a Simpsons reference that has gone unnoticed and unremarked-upon for over fifteen years.

Stephen J Cannell: The Game!

February 19th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Stephen J Cannell, Television and TV

NOTE: The following is taken from the instruction manual for “Stephen J Cannell: The Game”, by Milton Bradley, recently discovered in the Terminal Laughter vaults. While the original was a board game with a VHS content component, we have, for your viewing pleasure, located online copies of clips featured in the game.
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ATTN: Local Residents

July 28th, 2009 · No Comments · Canadiana, Corporate Literature, Television and TV

ATTN: All Residing In and About the Intersection of Euclid and Bloor, Toronto ON
FROM: John Semley, Chief Scout in Charge of Locations, PUNNY TALKS PRODUCTIONS LTD.
RE: Taping for upcoming season of CTV’s POKERFACE
Dated: 07/29/2009
Attn: Residents,
This is just a friendly notice that your neighbourhood is being used as a filming location for the upcoming season [...]

Data’s Summer Sublet: The Collected Post-Its

June 1st, 2009 · No Comments · Movies, Science, Television and TV

JUL 04: Greetings, new roommate. Although I lack the ability to feel basic human emotions, I wish to communicate to you my gratitude and eagerness to be spending the next two months with you. That said, I feel there has been a miscommunication regarding certain aspects of a domestic nature. In the craigslist ad I [...]

How to Turn Your Prince Adam Action Figure into Big-Time $$$$$

May 15th, 2009 · 4 Comments · Babies and Small Children, Corporate Literature, Television and TV

Welcome to RED Financial…
…and congratulations.
Why are congratulations in order? Easy. Because you’re one of the few who is looking to protect his financial security. Because in these tough economic times you’re not too proud to accept a l’il boost. Because you have realized that money neither grows nor accumulates 7% fixed interest on trees. Because [...]

SinglesNet Personal Ad #453678

April 21st, 2009 · 4 Comments · Dads, Love, Television and TV

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SCIENTIST DISCOVERS MASSIVE PLOT HOLE AT CENTER OF STAR TREK UNIVERSE

October 17th, 2008 · No Comments · Movies, Science, Television and TV

Dr. Stephen Lao, self-described scientist, made an internet announcement yesterday that has the potential to tear the venerated Star Trek series asunder.

Dr. Lao has spent the last few months conducting an independent investigation into numerous anomalies in the fabric of the Star Trek plotline. His only equipment being vegetable juice, Ritalin and cantaloupe slices, [...]

Borg Contestant Advances to American Idol Final

October 8th, 2008 · No Comments · Music, Science, Television and TV

by Four of Eighteen-Abromowitz
(Burbank, CA) After a stunning performance in last night’s episode, Eleven of Thirteen became the first Borg to reach the final round of an American Idol series.
Despite his massive internet popularity, many insiders did not expect Eleven to make it this far, claiming that his delivery was too [...]

Tacky Memorabilia a Tasteful Addition to YOUR Italian Eatery

September 5th, 2008 · No Comments · Business Solutions, Food, Movies, Television and TV

Direct-mail copy drafted by: John Semley

Inferis Memorabilia Online is a trusted, quality-oriented retailer specializing in the finest Cosa Nostra and more nonspecifically organized crime collectibles and interior decorating solutions. Finally, with Inferis Memorabilia Online’s Italo-American line of framed, top-matted, wood-mounted or value-laminated posters and art prints, you can attract more customers to your Italian-style eatery, [...]

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