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By Mrs. Blumenstein
Hi there Panthers! We’ve had a speedy first decade of the new millennium. Y2k passed with no adieu and now we’re all (earth)quakin’ with fear about 2012… Unless of course we’ve taken Mr. Miller’s Ancient Civilizations course and we know the Mayans actually meant 2008, and nothing happened. So let’s talk about what [...]
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Q: Everyone at school bullies me for being gay. The trouble is, I’m not gay in fact I would really like to have a girl friend but the only trouble is that no girls want to like me because all the guys at school say that I’m gay. How do I escape this torment?
PS I’m [...]
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Kids, sit down. Okay, we’re all here? Gary? Lindsay? Gary? Sorry again about the name, second Gary – totally slipped my mind. Well, you keep saving up that allowance, and you can make it whatever you want! Yup! …no, not Pikachu. They don’t let you name yourself Pikachu. That’s just a rule, I don’t know.
Anyways, [...]
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By Helen McCormick
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In addition to the Thorndale Middle School Student Code of Conduct, I, the undersigned student in Miss McCormick’s Grade 7 English class, avow (on penalty of detention, suspension or expulsion) that:
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1 I will always have completed the appropriate reading for a lecture.
1.1 If I have not completed the assigned reading, I will not [...]
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Compiled by Soul Patch Adams
-”Be cool – Z-Bone is here.”
-”You know, I got pot if you need it… most of the time.”
-“…to the extreme.”
-“The best thing about lofts, though, is that they really free up your head space to do some serious thinking.”
-”See, I just pull the ripcord here, and this little scooter gets motorized.”
-“You [...]
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by Max Hartshorn
Hey Mrs. S! Thanks for a wonderful semester! I’ll always remember you even when I’m breaking records at State. You taught me to point my index finger at society, and not my middle finger at jerks. Maybe our paths will criss-cross again someday. Maybe then the world will finally be run by that [...]
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or “Oh Mothers, Tell Your Children Not To Do As Mike Has Done”
originally written June 06, 2007
by Edward Petrenko
I saw Michael Margules today.
For those just joining, let’s recap my experiences with Michael Margules (name changed out of sympathy – I suspect he Googles himself routinely). He was a kid in my middle school. He was [...]
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By EVAN MILLAR
Mom, I know you’re mad about having to pick me up from school early but its not my fault, I swear. Well who do you trust more me or Ms. Linda?
Yes I did hit Mike Dupont.
Yes it was in the face.
But you don’t understand. He deserved it. He was pretty much begging me [...]
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by Bilyana Ilievska
So just now I accidentally hit refresh on my “Whisper of the Heart” divx download, and found myself with about an hour to kill. Anyways, heres what happens when you put all our faces together. I wont show you the parent images because I’m too lazy:
This is Deanna and Lee: Deanna, as a [...]
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