(Center City, Earth) A press release issued by the cabal of word leaders comprising the New World Order revealed today that, beginning with the third Friday of this month, every third Friday will be henceforth be commemorated as Hawaiian Shirt Day, or, Aloha! Day.
The announcement comes months after the United Nations, IMF, Elders of Zion, [...]
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Internal Memo From the Desk of Andrea Langley
To: CFO@wernerthorpe.com, CEO@wernerthorpe.com, VP@wernerthorpe.com, max@wernerthorpe.com, janet@wernerthorpe.com, HR@wernerthorpe.com, accounting@wernerthorpe.com, hajib@wernerthorpe.com, anna@wernerthorpe.com,
CC: Andrea Harkin
Date: September 21, 2009 5:15AM
RE: New Hirings
Good morning! 3 weeks of the quadrant done! We’re making progress and moving upwards, even making NEW HIRES in this unsteady climate! Why? Because WE are not unsteady…Who says new media [...]
By LEE TIPTON
…and this is my “office”, so to speak. Why yes, Mike, that is a mini-fridge. I’m pretty sure I could paint in here if I wanted to. Just don’t feel like it. It’d involve unplugging and moving the old M-fridge, which has beers in it. Usually. And the beers that are usually [...]
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