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For Hire: Shirtless Guy in Suspenders

June 30th, 2010 · 3 Comments · Man Humor, Obesity

Hello there,
I am a middle-aged, second-generation immigrant to your land looking to find an honest day’s work for an honest day’s wage. I am an extremely sturdy worker, whose size betrays a strong, working-class back/ethic. I should add that when I work, I do not wear a shirt. Instead, I prefer to wear trousers held [...]

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I’M NOT FAT

April 16th, 2007 · No Comments · Food, Obesity

By EVAN MILLAR
Fat? Me? Ha. You gotta be kidding. I can bench 250. Without trying. On a bad day.
 
Catch me on a good day, when I am trying. I could probably lift a small car. Think a fat guy could do that? Don’t think so.

Typically, I work out 5 days a week. But not because [...]

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