I know what it looks like, officer. But that’s just it – what it looks like. Have you ever heard of Korzybski?
You see, Korzybski was a linguist. A real cunning linguist, if you know what I mean – woff woff woff, arooo? Actually, what I mean is, he realized that the word “to be” is [...]
Tags:bribery·community college·crazy on the outside·drunk driving·i'm not really here·quantum mechanics·tim allen
Hello there,
I am a middle-aged, second-generation immigrant to your land looking to find an honest day’s work for an honest day’s wage. I am an extremely sturdy worker, whose size betrays a strong, working-class back/ethic. I should add that when I work, I do not wear a shirt. Instead, I prefer to wear trousers held [...]
Tags:cash-in-hand·general labour·guts·shirtless and suspenders
Why do we drink light lime beer? You’re actually asking us why we purchase, transport, drink and enjoy light lime beers? Why we, as self-respecting, subculturally-savvy twentysomethings, are unsarcastically swigging Miller Chill and Bud Light Lime? Because they’re delicious, because we’re mortal, and because we’re through letting questions like that be answered for us.
We’re putting [...]
Tags:aging·Al Bundy·bud light lime·Dads·having children just so you have a legitimate outlet for your irritation·mid-life crisis·Miller Chill·quarter-life crisis·shits not given·the unreflected life sounds pretty sweet·third-life crisis
MAN SQUAD POST # 3674
Hey fellas,
It’s hard out there to focus on a career and land a girlfriend, all while having to keep a roof over your head and food in your gut. We know. We’ve been there. That’s where Terminal Laughter’s Man Squad (a collection of our male and male-related bloggers) comes [...]
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Are you tired of the same old borgasm day in day out? 7 seconds in penis-heaven not quite cuttin’ it? What if I told you that in 5 minutes you could double, triple, quadruple the length and intensity of your orgasm? What if I said that with a few weeks practice, you could be coming [...]
Tags:Blu Ray·Lifestyle Improvement·Mangasm·Orgasm·Self Improvement·sex·Tantra
Wondering how to be a 21st century man? Ask Emile Post your questions.
Dear Emile,
How firm a handshake is too firm?
Sincerely,
(Name Withheld)
A handshake is much like a dance, for one must lead. If you are intending to be a dapper, manly modern man then you must always lead the hand tango.
Tags:Advice·courtesy·Frank & Beanz·men
Compiled by Edward Petrenko
Several months ago, I had the honour of being among a party with the express legal right – nay, the privilege – to unearth, exhume, and play rugby with the skull of Ernest Hemingway. It was a balmy night that threatened to give way into rain at all turns, but over [...]
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By Ian Hartman
Guys,
Sorry about last Saturday. What with Jenn as big as a house and the baby on the way, I just couldn’t break away for the game. It was Ohio State, right, with that really good dude? I love basketball. [...]
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By MATT DOYLE
Oh man, isn’t it great how we all hang out like this? We’re the best. A real gang. Like Seinfeld. No. No. Wait. More like an Old West gang. Yeah. Like Young Guns or some shit like that.
Only instead of guns, it’s bongs. Young Bongs. That’s us.
Man. Those guys all have nicknames, [...]
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By EDWARD PETRENKO and LEE TIPTON
Alright, shitty beer: You and I both know that all the beer stores are closed, and Darlene’s sure as shit not letting us back in the house anytime soon. So it’s just me and you now.
What’s that? You think that just because you taste like shit I’m not going to [...]
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