Hey Guys,
John here. I know, I know. I haven’t uploaded one of these in a while. Sue me! But if you saw the last one, then you know how things with my Cera Cast co-host and lifelong friend Matt went, while, a little south, let’s say. Anyways, I moved back into my folks’ garage, and [...]
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In case you’re out of the loop, it’s a puh-retty big day in comedy. That’s right, Michael Cera turns 22 today. Now, we know, 22’s no big deal. Being the scrappy Ontario kid that he is, it’s the big one-niner that allowed Michael to snag his first legal drink. And at eighteen the C-Man could [...]
Tags:birthdays·light lime beers·Michael Cera·refreshment·voices of generations
MAN SQUAD POST # 3674
Hey fellas,
It’s hard out there to focus on a career and land a girlfriend, all while having to keep a roof over your head and food in your gut. We know. We’ve been there. That’s where Terminal Laughter’s Man Squad (a collection of our male and male-related bloggers) comes [...]
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To the lady it may concern:
If you are reading this, you have most likely locked yourself in my bathroom. I apologize for not saying the following to you personally, but this sort of situation happens often enough that my neighbours have complained about the noise of me talking through the door. Hopefully, this [...]
Tags:alchemy·bachelorhood·beeswax·dates·dating·gnosticism·homunculi·homunculus·living with fantastic creatures·love me·mysticism·relationships·sex·singlehood
By Mrs. Blumenstein
Hi there Panthers! We’ve had a speedy first decade of the new millennium. Y2k passed with no adieu and now we’re all (earth)quakin’ with fear about 2012… Unless of course we’ve taken Mr. Miller’s Ancient Civilizations course and we know the Mayans actually meant 2008, and nothing happened. So let’s talk about what [...]
Tags:2012·best of the decade·bob seger·Frank & Beanz·high school·Love·romance·Twilight
August 7, 2008, 1:00PM PST: Held first private session with subject Shriver, M. [wife]. Subject claimed marriage has been strained for some time. Blames poor communication with subject Schwarzenegger, A. [husband]. While subject Shriver, M. conceded that lack of open dialogue in marriage may be a result of husband’s work as action hero, strongest [...]
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Thu, May 14, 2009 at 8:45 PM
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oops
Hey Mike,
I’m just writing to let you know I’m really sorry I forgot your birthday. The weeks just whizzed by, and before I knew it, I had completely forgotten to wish you my birthday blessings. I’ve been really forgetful lately and I guess I’ve been [...]
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Sarah Anne Cardinal <imsosarah@gmail.com>
to
michael.m.richards@gmail.com
date
Thu, May 14, 2009 at 8:45 PM
subject
oops
Hey Mike,
I’m just writing to let you know I’m really sorry I forgot your birthday. The weeks just whizzed by, and before I knew it, I had completely forgotten to wish you my birthday blessings. I’ve been really forgetful lately and I guess I’ve been [...]
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To Blinky,
I recently met a young lady at a party and we really hit it off. We talked for nearly two hours about a variety of subjects—- our favourite tv shows, the last baseball season, and we really bonded over the way that certain smells can remind you of a certain memory (tapioca always reminds [...]
Tags:frank and beanz·internet help·mavens·online chatting·talking to girls