By MAX HARTSHORN
Me: Hello can I speak with Mr. Jeffery Goldblum?
G: Who is this?
Me: My name is Max Hartshorn. I spoke with you at that party last weekend about doing an interview with Thendofallthings, like an e-zine blog sort of thing.
G: What party, I don’t remember any party?
Me: We’ll I’m not surprised, you were pretty [...]
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by EDWARD PETRENKO
Local bohemian Kenneth “Cottonpick Christ” Howe (pictured left) has, according to experts on the cutting edge of dramatics, achieved what was long thought to be impossible.
After years of progressive experimentation, Howe’s latest play has apparently “broken through the fifth wall”, according to Tiffany “O’Vary” Hendercourt-Lazzano, Montreal avant-garde fixture. “It’s simply unprecedented – [...]
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By LEE TIPTON
Look at you: soft-fleshed, nubile, almost half-willing; undeniably isolate on the black marble island of this kitchen.
You are delicious, but I am strong. Do you not tremble? Do you not tremble, shit orange?! Look at you, once-proud Valencia orange! Humbled like Jericho by a fortnight of my screams, and long-baptized in the divinity [...]
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