Volume 1 – Robert
Dearest Dog in a Leather Jacket:
How long has it been, old friend? Two, three years? My stars, I swear it seems only yesterday we were neighbours and confidants. I trust the intervening years have preserved you much as you were, and that your hypersensitive ears might still attune themselves to me – [...]
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selection prepared by Max Hartshorn
Every once and a while Terminal Laughter likes to take a break from its constant stream of silliness and hahas to showcase the work of some emerging animal authors from our creatures publishing division: Animalia Extant. This week it is our honor to present our readers with an excerpt from promising [...]
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by EDWARD PETRENKO
Nature, by its very, uh, essence, is a cruel, savage, merciless, last-cookie-stealing bastard. It’s got absolutely no tact – it’ll hang out with you, then date your ex-girlfriend without telling you. Nature, in the span of one conversation, once managed to insult my mother, dismiss Darfur, and repeat my own joke as [...]
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