Why do we drink light lime beer? You’re actually asking us why we purchase, transport, drink and enjoy light lime beers? Why we, as self-respecting, subculturally-savvy twentysomethings, are unsarcastically swigging Miller Chill and Bud Light Lime? Because they’re delicious, because we’re mortal, and because we’re through letting questions like that be answered for us.
We’re putting [...]
Tags:aging·Al Bundy·bud light lime·Dads·having children just so you have a legitimate outlet for your irritation·mid-life crisis·Miller Chill·quarter-life crisis·shits not given·the unreflected life sounds pretty sweet·third-life crisis
No one knows exactly what prompted a marginally successful Manitoban furrier by the name of Terminal J. Laughington to break into the comedy business. Some say it was his name, which former branch manager Dan Reckles points out, “bears a striking resemblance to the word ‘laugh.’” Others say it was his funny mustache. Still others [...]
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Mangasm™
Mangasm™
Mangasm™
Are you tired of the same old borgasm day in day out? 7 seconds in penis-heaven not quite cuttin’ it? What if I told you that in 5 minutes you could double, triple, quadruple the length and intensity of your orgasm? What if I said that with a few weeks practice, you could be coming [...]
Tags:Blu Ray·Lifestyle Improvement·Mangasm·Orgasm·Self Improvement·sex·Tantra
Yo, everyone. What up? First, right off, I want to thank all you for coming in on a Sunday. A lot of you are missing Dexter, and that sucks. I know. Is everyone here? Craig? No? Well I’m going anyways.
Alright staff—wait. Naw. I hate that word “staff” you know? Makes us sound like we’re a [...]
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A selection from Rick’s Picks: A Bunch of Flicks that Rick Picked, the staff recommendations of Richard Lalonde, junior part-time clerk of Montrose Video.
The Dark Knight (Dir. Christopher Nolan, 2008): The understated prestige picture of last year which coyly pulls double duty as a cape-and-cowl action romp, this piece made a small splash at the [...]
Tags:Blue Velvet·Breathless·Citizen Kane·Die Hard·everyone's a critic·Querelle·Showgirls·Slumdog Millionaire·staff recommendations·The Dark Knight·Thelma & Louise·video store
Welcome to RED Financial…
…and congratulations.
Why are congratulations in order? Easy. Because you’re one of the few who is looking to protect his financial security. Because in these tough economic times you’re not too proud to accept a l’il boost. Because you have realized that money neither grows nor accumulates 7% fixed interest on trees. Because [...]
Tags:Bib Fortuna·economic downturn·financial planning·G.I. Joe·investing·Madballs·Transformers
On June 13th, 10:43 am, Samuel Withenshaw wrote:
Hello volunteers!
On behalf of all the staff at Skip Rope for Heart, I would like to express our sincerest gratitude for all of your help coordinating and participating in the events of the last few months. Your continued efforts have helped to make 2009 the most successful year [...]
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by Anybody McYou, SoloJobs.tk employee
I used to be a successful real estate agent, but now I get rich from the comfort of my living room using the internet. How’d I do it? Read on.
I thought I had it all. I went to college, got a great job, had a fast car, a big house, [...]
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Haagen Dazs Vanilla Bean -
Can’t go wrong with Haagen Dazs, it’s the classic elite ice cream that never gets old. A little expensive, so you probably won’t be eating it every day (unless you are rich) but its a real treat when you do get a chance. My parents told me that when I was [...]
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