Encyclopedia Tyrannica, 3rd Ed.:
Senator Benedict McLincoln feared communist influence so much that he remained incognito, in hiding, and virtually inaccessible for the duration of his single senatorial term, from 1950 to 1952. Believing the majority of American politicians to be under the sway of Soviet hypno-rays, he almost never attended senate hearings or sessions. Believing [...]
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(Center City, Earth) A press release issued by the cabal of word leaders comprising the New World Order revealed today that, beginning with the third Friday of this month, every third Friday will be henceforth be commemorated as Hawaiian Shirt Day, or, Aloha! Day.
The announcement comes months after the United Nations, IMF, Elders of Zion, [...]
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Hey bros, we’re moving towards 2010 at what feels like a record pace. Humans are evolving, civilization is maturing, and yet in some areas we still remain behind. Ever since the ancient Greeks, humans have been held back by various myths. I’m tired of that and am here to debunk for you the worst myths [...]
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by EDWARD PETRENKO, Antisocial Scientist
Introduction
For many years, humanity has wondered: are we totally fucked? For almost as many years, humanity has tried and failed to answer this question. Native Hawaiians felt a certain oversexualized dance could foretell humanity’s fate. Cree hunters assumed the answer lay hidden in burnt caribou knee bones or something. The [...]
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