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BEST DVDS TO CARRY AROUND BEST BUY FOR HALF AN HOUR THEN NOT BUY

May 18th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Advice, Movies, Television and TV

We’ve all been there. You’ve got time to kill before that screening of Zohan or G.I. Joe that nobody’ll go with you to, so you pop over to the local Best Buy to kill some time. Or maybe you’ve got a gift card. Or maybe your girlfriend’s at Club Monaco. No matter what the scenario, [...]

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Best of the Blogohedron: Annie’s TTY About Comps

November 30th, 2009 · No Comments · Advice, Computing

Every once and awhile Terminal Laughter likes to look outward at the blogohedron and give exposure to some of our favourite bloggies on the Webb. TL is proud to present, the latest post from the tech blog, ANNIE SOUPLEY’S TTY-ABOUT-COMPUTER-TALK!
Blogging since: 2008
Age: 57
Sex: Female
Location: Dundas, Ontario (Would prefer if Bloggergash company would use real internet [...]

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Emile Post’s Man Rules

November 25th, 2009 · No Comments · Advice, Man Humor

Wondering how to be a 21st century man? Ask Emile Post your questions.

Dear Emile,
How firm a handshake is too firm?
Sincerely,
(Name Withheld)
A handshake is much like a dance, for one must lead. If you are intending to be a dapper, manly modern man then you must always lead the hand tango.

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Ways To Fix the Santa Claus Parade

November 23rd, 2009 · No Comments · Advice, Family Fun

After record low parade attendance figures, the Santa Claus Parade Enthusiast Association contracted branding and event planning firm, Enter the Tainment to dream up new ideas for capturing new paradegoers. Terminal Laughter got its paws on the confidential document outlining these plans.
Re: Santa Claus Parade Attendance Figures
Ways to ‘Sleigh’ The Audience: Overhaul Suggestions for Santa [...]

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Dog in a Leather Jacket: The Complete Correspondence

November 16th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Advice, Dogs, Love

Volume 1 – Robert
Dearest Dog in a Leather Jacket:
How long has it been, old friend?  Two, three years?  My stars, I swear it seems only yesterday we were neighbours and confidants.  I trust the intervening years have preserved you much as you were, and that your hypersensitive ears might still attune themselves to me – [...]

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Top Five Couples at Carl Handler High of the Decade!

November 13th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Advice, Love, Teenagers, Top 5s

By Mrs. Blumenstein
Hi there Panthers! We’ve had a speedy first decade of the new millennium. Y2k passed with no adieu and now we’re all (earth)quakin’ with fear about 2012… Unless of course we’ve taken Mr. Miller’s Ancient Civilizations course and we know the Mayans actually meant 2008, and nothing happened. So let’s talk about what [...]

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TOP 5 FACES TO MAKE DURING A REMEMBRANCE DAY CEREMONY

November 11th, 2009 · No Comments · Advice, Top 5s

Like you, I went through most of my life believing that Remembrance Day was, without question, the most boring Holiday. You don’t get time off, they never talk about any of the cool war shit, and you have to spend at least one minute of the day doing absolutely nothing. Or so it would seem.  [...]

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Trick or Treat Tips From The Candyman

October 30th, 2009 · No Comments · Advice, Babies and Small Children, Ghoulish Goodies

Question:
My mother says I’m too old for Trick or Treats (I’m almost thirteen), but Halloween is my favorite Holiday and I don’t want to have to stay inside and do my additions, as mother suggests. Am I too old, and if the answer is Yes, are there any fun activities that adults do on Halloween [...]

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T.L. Answers the Wi-Fi Question

October 22nd, 2009 · 1 Comment · Advice, Computing

People come to Terminal Laughter for more than just opinion articles. We’re also an info-source. Ask away, and we’ll answer right away. Taking a cue from Wikipedia, TL is using an open-source collaborative approach to question-answering. So, TL-readers, feel free to jump 

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Billy Bully Answers Your Bully Questions for Billy Bully

August 14th, 2009 · 5 Comments · Advice, Teenagers

Q: Everyone at school bullies me for being gay. The trouble is, I’m not gay in fact I would really like to have a girl friend but the only trouble is that no girls want to like me because all the guys at school say that I’m gay. How do I escape this torment?
PS I’m [...]

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