Compiled by Edward Petrenko
[*] – Insulting
[**] – Poor
[***] – Mediocre/Trying Too Hard
[****] – Good
[*****] – Legendary
SMUTBUCKET EP [1982] [****]
Smutbucket
1 – Mirror to Society [2:11]
2 – Cold War, Hot Shit [2:39]
3 – Red, White & Plutocracy [1:55]
4 – Drop the Bomb, Lebanon [2:17]
5 – Here We Go Reagan [2:24]
6 – Power Lunch – Nice to Eat You [1:38]
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UNITED HATES OF AMERICA [1983] [*****]
Smutbucket
1 – Congratulations, Mr. Hatemonger – It’s a World [2:43]
2 – Dollar Ills [3:01]
3 – Benjamin Fucklin [1:48]
4 – Waking Nightmare [2:49]
5 – Final Pollution [2:33]
6 – Immoral Majority [3:05]
7 – Winner Takes Gall [2:12]
8 – Suburb of Lies [3:10]
9 – Debate With a Pipe Bomb [3:37]
10 – Ragnarok And Roll [4:49]
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TEATIME ON ALPHA CENTAURI [1985] [**]
Smutbucket
1 – Behold, Ye Galactic Majestie [8:58]
2 – Space Tyrant’s Waltz [4:43]
3 – Trees Cry Sappy Tears [11:02]
4 – All Aboard (Fifty Billion Balloons) [12:33]
5 – Galactopsyche (The Ilk of Human Mindness) [18:34]
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NO, YOU’RE THINKING OF A DIFFERENT SMUTBUCKET [1991] [****]
Smutbucket
1 – Uncle SCUD [2:32]
2 – Bush Whacker [2:01]
3 – Iran Cuntra [1:12]
4 – Precession [3:11]
5 – Dirty War On Poverty [3:02]
6 – PMRC (Psychotic Monsters, Regressive Cannibals) [3:43]
7 – Refried Cold War [2:55]
8 – Hell on the Potomac [3:30]
9 – CIA (Crack Inventors Anonymous) [3:22]
10 – Pied Piper of Family [3:46]
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PUNK OF FUTURE PAST [1992] [*]
Smutbucket
1 – Sit On Down, Cydonia [6:23]
2 – Brain, Brain, Know Away [3:53]
3 – Tu’unghall (Cosmic Esperanto) [9:33]
4 – Reality Estate Agent [0:58]
5 – Minds Sigh (There’s No “Why” in “Dream”) [22:49]
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WE GET IT – YOU DON’T GET IT [1996] [****]
Smutbucket
1 – Fuck Dreams [2:53]
2 – Anti-Anti-Anti-Authority [2:28]
3 – Makes No Difference [3:43]
4 – Bleeding On The Outside, Crying Within [4:11]
5 – Heaven Is A Place Below Earth [2:23]
6 – Slam Punk [2:00]
7 – Suburban Serbia [3:19]
8 – Sunset On Empire [3:40]
9 – Signal Interference, System Resistance [5:01]
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JUST IN: INJUSTICE [1997] [***]
Smutbucket
1 – Every Day Is A Grinding Load (Of Bullshit) [3:43]
2 – In God We Rust (God Is Bread) [4:11]
3 – Consumer Subsumed [5:39]
4 – Mammon Jam [6:44]
5 – Cold As Justice [3:42]
6 – Undead Presidents [4:45]
7 – One Night In Bangkok [Murray Head cover] [4:53]
8 – Why Why Why (In A Funk of Future Past) [5:48]
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ANTI-CLAUS: MERRY %&*@#! CHRISTMAS! [1997] [*]
Smutbucket
1 – Anti-Claus Is Going To Drown (You) [5:22]
2 – Rudolph The Dead-Eyed Businessman [4:43]
3 – Slave Bells Ring (Are You Listening?) [3:56]
4 – O Unholy Right [4:15]
5 – Fuck the Halls [4:04]
6 – Bad President Wenceslas [5:31]
7 – I Saw Daddy Jailing Santa Claus [3:37]
8 – Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer [4:29]
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FUNIONS & FLAGONS (D&D DIY) [1999] [**]
Wizards of Smubbuck
1 – Enchanted Guitar (+3 Party) [3:55]
2 – Half-Ogre, All Trouble [5:10]
3 – Twenty-Sided & Dicey [4:53]
4 – Funions & Flagons [4:17]
5 – An Elf Named Woodstock [6:01]
6 – Dungeonmasters of Puppets [4:42]
7 – If You Don’t Like It, You Can Believe [7:23]
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GREYS A LITTLE HELL [Single] [2003] [***]
Art Bell ft. Wizards of Smubbuck
1 – Greys A Little Hell [4:24]
2 – Raise A Little Bell [4:17]
3 – Red, White & Plutocracy [2:02]
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GREATEST HITS [Digitally Remastered] [2006] [**]
Smutbucket/Wizards of Smubbuck
1 – Greys A Little Hell (ft. Art Bell) [4:24]
2 – Half-Ogre, All Trouble [5:10]
3 – Brain, Brain, Know Away [3:53]
4 – Dungeonmasters of Puppets [4:42]
5 – Red, White & Plutocracy (ft. Art Bell) [2:02]
6 – Space Tyrant’s Waltz [4:43]
7 – Raise A Little Bell (ft. Art Bell) [4:17]
8 – Anti-Anti-Anti-Authority (MC Mario Remix) [6:36]
9 – One Night In Bangkok [Murray Head cover] [4:53]
10 – If You Don’t Like It, You Can Believe [7:23]
Crack Inventors Anonymous for best joke of 2009.
jesus christ this is funny, ed.